Dora Says If I Am Going To Live In Tombstone, I Will Have To Build A Castle
Dear Readers,
If I am going to live in Tombstone, I will have to build a castle. It will have to have a moat with crocodiles swimming around in it to fight off incursions by bad guys, train robbers, and no good gangs --- not to mention Apache Indians! That way I can bask on my sun deck near the turrets with my novel or magazine undisturbed by Wyatt Earp and his brothers.
Really, someone who is a veteran of the Lusitania shouldn't be mistreated in such a despicable fashion by the author! I deserve more respect for surviving all the trials and tribulations of the author's plot just as Edward Ware survived the Great War and the battlefields of Syria during the Arab Revolt under Lawrence of Arabia.
So I must not let the inhabitants of Tombstone cross the drawbridge into my refined British world with drawing rooms, lords and ladies, and English high tea. No, they can swill bear and hard liquor in their gambling halls and saloons instead, Hopefully our paths will not cross.
Sincerely yours,
Dora Benley
P.S. While I was writing volume one of my memoirs, King Abdullah's Tomb, I should have designed the castle.
If I am going to live in Tombstone, I will have to build a castle. It will have to have a moat with crocodiles swimming around in it to fight off incursions by bad guys, train robbers, and no good gangs --- not to mention Apache Indians! That way I can bask on my sun deck near the turrets with my novel or magazine undisturbed by Wyatt Earp and his brothers.
Really, someone who is a veteran of the Lusitania shouldn't be mistreated in such a despicable fashion by the author! I deserve more respect for surviving all the trials and tribulations of the author's plot just as Edward Ware survived the Great War and the battlefields of Syria during the Arab Revolt under Lawrence of Arabia.
So I must not let the inhabitants of Tombstone cross the drawbridge into my refined British world with drawing rooms, lords and ladies, and English high tea. No, they can swill bear and hard liquor in their gambling halls and saloons instead, Hopefully our paths will not cross.
Sincerely yours,
Dora Benley
P.S. While I was writing volume one of my memoirs, King Abdullah's Tomb, I should have designed the castle.
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