Dora Says You Are Trying To Create A Scandal About The Nude Pictures
Dear Readers,
In later volumes my husband, Edward Ware, soon to become Colonel Sir Edward Ware, and eventually to become Major General Lord Edward Ware, has something of a political career as well as a military one. That is why you have started to circulate these rumors. I bet I know where they come from. Helga has been busy at work.
I repeat. I am not selling paintings of myself in the nude. No one has seen this painting of me posing as Mother Earth in Rubens's The Union Of Earth And Water. It is for private viewing only, and only Edward and I have seen it besides the lady artists who painted it.
Please stop repeating these rumors and telling them to everybody else. My phone is ringing off the hook nonstop with offers for one of these salacious paintings.
It makes me wish I had never allowed myself to be painted like that.
Sincerely yours,
Dora Benley
P.S. Life on the Lusitania was not so difficult!
In later volumes my husband, Edward Ware, soon to become Colonel Sir Edward Ware, and eventually to become Major General Lord Edward Ware, has something of a political career as well as a military one. That is why you have started to circulate these rumors. I bet I know where they come from. Helga has been busy at work.
I repeat. I am not selling paintings of myself in the nude. No one has seen this painting of me posing as Mother Earth in Rubens's The Union Of Earth And Water. It is for private viewing only, and only Edward and I have seen it besides the lady artists who painted it.
Please stop repeating these rumors and telling them to everybody else. My phone is ringing off the hook nonstop with offers for one of these salacious paintings.
It makes me wish I had never allowed myself to be painted like that.
Sincerely yours,
Dora Benley
P.S. Life on the Lusitania was not so difficult!
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