Dora Asks All The Characters In King Abdullah's Tomb To Sue The Author
Dear Fellow Characters,
I am bringing a lawsuit against Linda Cargill. I think she is abusing her powers as an author to put us characters through "the wringer". I've been sitting here in Pittsburgh suffering because I miss Edward, and the author makes this continue week after endless week and month after endless month. It is so unnecessary! Edward could get wounded and send home. He could desert. He could get transferred. The author did not have to act perverse and pick Lawrence of Arabia as a taskmaster for Edward. She could have picked somebody more normal and closer to Pittsburgh.
The author promised that Edward and I would be married by Christmas, 1915. I think a judge or jury should force her to keep her promise.
Sincerely yours,
Dora Benley
P.S. Isn't it bad enough she put me on the Lusitania?
I am bringing a lawsuit against Linda Cargill. I think she is abusing her powers as an author to put us characters through "the wringer". I've been sitting here in Pittsburgh suffering because I miss Edward, and the author makes this continue week after endless week and month after endless month. It is so unnecessary! Edward could get wounded and send home. He could desert. He could get transferred. The author did not have to act perverse and pick Lawrence of Arabia as a taskmaster for Edward. She could have picked somebody more normal and closer to Pittsburgh.
The author promised that Edward and I would be married by Christmas, 1915. I think a judge or jury should force her to keep her promise.
Sincerely yours,
Dora Benley
P.S. Isn't it bad enough she put me on the Lusitania?
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