My Grant tank will be delivered on Christmas day. Watch out, Voodoo!
I, TR Bear, President of These Bear States, want to announce that there is a suspicious character by the name of O or Obama (sounds foreign, doesn't it? like one of those lizards named Osama) running for President of the United States. Don't vote for him! He's a voodoo character with special voodoo powers. Don't look directly into his eyes. He can hypnotize you. Above all, don't listen to his Siren-like voice. He will make you do bad deeds --- like vote for him. Instead you must vote for me, TR Bear. I repeat. O is dangerous. Stay away. He ought to be labeled poisonous and deadly if swallowed. I promise you if you turn him over to me I'll feed him to this cat you see pictured here. Then there will be no more O. Humanity will then go to the Bears you see pictured above. That's meet in the red Devil Suit for Halloween. I'm gathering my powers for tomorrow, for election day. I will surely win.
Halloween Greetings from the Bear Devil
Greetings from your local devil, right here in Arizona, of course. Get it? It's hot here like Hell. So where else would Mephistopheles reside?
Greetings from your local devil, right here in Arizona, of course. Get it? It's hot here like Hell. So where else would Mephistopheles reside?
TR Bear and Hawaiian FlowerMartin Palmer gave me this flower as tribute from the Hawaiian bears on Hawaii. If you want to know who Martin Palmer is, look him up!
I am the Amazon in Baghdad! Or rather New Baghdad. This is the capital that I, the leader of the lizards, am building. We oppose the Bear. We will fight him in the streets. We will fight him with bulldozers. We will ram him with our car. And I shall be President of These She Bear States.
Lou says, "I like pigs. Pigs are cute. They are pink with big ears. My daddy is a pig, too. His name is Porker. You see why I like pigs? I'm half pig myself."
This is my cookie jar full of goodies. Yes, in Bear Land the President of the Bear States must also play Santa Claus. What would you like me to give you? How about a TR Card for Christmas?
Someone has claimed that this is my second cousin. But TR Bear's second cousin is not duck-billed dinosaur or whatever! I don't think he quite captures my grin, do you?
"But you have a big mouth like he does, Bear!" says the Moose
"What! I'll be damned if my Churchillian phrases come out of a mouth like that," says the Bear.
"Be damned," says the Moose.
"But you have a big mouth like he does, Bear!" says the Moose
"What! I'll be damned if my Churchillian phrases come out of a mouth like that," says the Bear.
"Be damned," says the Moose.
Mirabelle and I opened Lou's Place in Tarthens back in 1998. Vampires get served on the patio outside in the evening. Mirabelle handles them. They're real scary. People and bears get to come inside and watch me bake cookies. Vampires don't get these yummy Halloween delights --- just you.
What are you staring at? I'm merely playing a festive octopus on its birthday in honor of my adopted daughter Annabelle Lee's birthday. Annabelle is an octopus. You'll no doubt meet her one of these days soon. She's purple. I'm black. Otherwise, there's not much of a difference.
